So some of you may not know this but I am in college to become a teacher. A high school teacher. I know what many people are thinking, WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT?! High school kids are evil.

yeah... something like that. I'm still pretty excited.

So on that note, today I went to my orientation for student teaching and you would be amazed at some of the people there. Okay to set up some pretense we were told to dress professional, as if we would be teaching that day. Also it was 8 degrees when I left to the meeting.

So I got there with perfect timing. I was one minute early. So i ran in and found a seat... this is who i was wearing

And the very nice girl next to me was wearing this

don't get me wrong, she was very pretty and her outfit was cute... but professional? Meh not so much, we aren't supposed to wear the same thing as students plsu IT WAS EIGHT FREAKING DEGREES!! Some people are crazy.

All in all my teaching thing was pretty lame except for one very important rule they mentioned every 5 minutes

*sigh* ojay im done now

sorry I wasn't very funny today. I'm sleepy. The temprature is in the teens. I have been up since before 7 am... /passout

Mkay so the diet totally failed *sigh* oh well. I can safely assume i am getting workout equipment for christmas that won't upset my back to terribly so I'm not stressing.


So today I would like to mention a topic that so many girls struggle with when dealing with their significant other/boyfriend. The topic is

"Inappropriate mentions of using the restroom"

4 - "Time to go visit my office"

this is the least offense one my boyfriend says. This is the point i have reached after two years of dating. He also never fails to tell me this, he will stand up in the room grab his phone and says that line every time. *sigh* Better than what he used to say which, lucky for you, is coming up on the list.

3 - "The need to poop is linear to the distance to the restroom"

He actually said this one last night WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM A DATE. We had a nice meal at Red Lobster. At the restruant he ate an entire full sized serving shrimp linguini. Well on the drive home he kept commenting on how full he was and then he began fidgeting. I go in to worried girlfriend mode thinking he was going to be sick. I stupidly ask if he is alright and he says that line... I didn't know what to say in response. At least it was a logically way of giving me way to much information.

2 - "Spicy food is good but it is going to hurt more coming out than it did going in"

Yeah... every time we go anywhere that serves spicy food he always orders one of the spiciest thing they have on the menu. He enjoys the meal but the next day he will say this line from inside the restroom! Every time i jib him when he says this but it never stops him from dropping that little pearl of wisdom.

1 - "I need to drop the Brown's off at the swimming pool"

This is what he used to say when we first started dating. Fortunately, for the most part, he has evolved past saying this

In conclusion - boys are gross

Okay so my awesome friend Catherine recently started a diet and alas i have fallen off the wagon. I have the opposite problem of Cat, she tends to eat a little more then necessary while i do the opposite. I tend to only have one meal a day and i force myself to eat waaaay more than i should at that meal. Because of this i am eating way to many calories at once so my body is producing more fat AND by only eating once i day i do not keep my metabolism up. (a girl in my class is a nutrition major and is graduating in December so i feel this advice is accurate) So what i have to do is force myself to eat more often and in smaller portions every day. I also asked for a special workout equipment thing from my parents for Christmas since i have an extremely difficult time working out because i have a bad back(my back randomly spazes when i twist it the wrong way, it is a long story)

So here is my new step by step guide to eating better

Step 1 - before i go to bed i am going to make 2 half peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (or tune because i'm allowed to cheat a little)
Step 2 - fill snack bags with goodies like grapes or cereal
Step 3 - not be so fickle and BUY SNACK FOOD!

So now every day i eat a sandwich on my way to class, i have a snack bag for class and sandwich on the way home! that is at least 5 hours of my day where i eat small portions of food often. I'm not super worried about making all of my meals healthy but i think this will help. I already walk my roommates dog most days and i park far away for school/errands but i just don't lose weight. Hopefully this will help.

Sorry for no witty humor or what not, this is my reminder/motivator post ^_^

So Halloween was pretty fun. I went to a costume party the day before and, needless-to-say, Halloween was spent in recuperation. I can't find my pictures yet but i know they will sprout up on facebook soon enough and i can add one in here. I went as a mummy! It was super cute and all thanks to cat, she helped me construct the majority of my costume!

oh and the most amazing thing happened  few days ago... A NEW EPISODE OF GOOD EATS!!!

Not only did he do a Halloween special but he made candy corn... CANDY CORN >,<

btw it is my favorite candy in the corn family.

okay i'm spent, i only got a few hours of sleep last night because chris had the tv at a deafening 45 volume! ... my tv only goes up to 70-ish. So i am gonna try to sleep for 3 hours before class. lame only 2 pictures i know and i have the complete inability of drawing a balding chibi alton >,< he is still cute though!!

 So I was tagged in an awesome blog - http://seen-and-said.blogspot.com/
So I have to answer these 8 questions and then post 8 people to answer... I feel like I am going to get this a lot because I only have 4 friends on here -_-; lol so here we go

1) Cats or Dogs?  If you had to pick one, which would it be, and why?
   














nuff said.

2) What is the best dinosaur ever?  Why?

Easy, we had this discussion before. TEACUP VELOCIRAPTOR!
 

cute but still deadly! rawr! ... I have been practicing this for a while since we discussed it lol


3) What is the best dessert ever?

Cat's chewy style chocolate chip cookies! God bless Cat and Alton Brown ^_^

4) If you could build a bridge to the moon, what material would you use?

Jenga blocks! This has to be some kind of a record...
5) Beef or Chicken?


Beef. Yum! ... don't look at me with such sadness, I can't help that you are soooo tasty. Take a note from the cookie, I already took a bite out of him!

6) If you could have ONE super power, what would it be?


I would have the power to make inanimate objects speak.
Just like pee wee herman!!! woot!

7) What is one of your most guilty pleasures?

The Running Man!!!
actually most any terrible movie that is action, sci-fi or horror.
the hair is silly but i tried >,<


8) Pie or Cake?

yum. lots of yum in this!!!

Okay now to tag eight people and seeing as I only know 2 people who would even dream of responding I will tag them



Christine - http://newadventuresofchristine.blogspot.com/
Catherine - http://seen-and-said.blogspot.com/

lol sorry guys

my eight questions
1 - Name one thing that makes you happy (not including mythical or extinct animals)

2 - What is your zodiac? (cute illustration required!)

3 - What is your favorite character in anything? (book, movie, comic, etc.)

4 - What was your first job?

5 - If you could fill an empty pool with anything what would it be?

6 - What is the silliest fruit/veggie?

7 - Would you prefer to be really dirty but not smell or be clean looking and really stinky?

8 - What is one of your favorite short jokes? (mine is; Q-What kind of bees make milk? A- boo-bees!)

okay so skipping might not have been the best idea... turns out i skipped a test >,< fortunately my teacher is letting me do a make-up test, no questions asked. So now I have to study for that which is tomorrow at 2. I also have another make up test tomorrow from when i was sick for a week. I have procrastinated on studying so now i have 2 tests to study for. My other make-up test is at 10 am and is supposed to take at least 2 hours -_- sad times.

Therefore I have no illustrations today, sorry. Also pray for me dear readers, pray for me hard =/

so today I had a series of bad luck. I actually woke up early-ish for once and the day started pretty well, up by 10, played some computer, and then it is time to go to class... this is where the bad luck began... I shall illustrate it for clarity -_-;

first I couldn't find my cute and ridiculously comfy slipper boots...

then I couldn't find my keys. I called Chris and he said to check on top of the fridge... WHY WOULD THEY BE THERE?!

Low and behold, there they were.

Still couldn't find my boots which meant i had to wear my horribly uncomfortable, ankle bleeding shoes =(

Then every FREAKING light turned red on me. Traffic fail.

When i finally did get there I couldn't find a single parking space except for the double parked jerkface... My car was to fat to fit in a half space, it needs a diet. LESS GAS FOR YOU!

So after all that drama i simply decided to skip!

YAY!!!!!! great success! Plus by skipping I remembered to do my homework, double success!

I was pretty full of win after that.

Crazy detail I know but I need to stay awake till class at 8 am >,<