Mkay so the diet totally failed *sigh* oh well. I can safely assume i am getting workout equipment for christmas that won't upset my back to terribly so I'm not stressing.
So today I would like to mention a topic that so many girls struggle with when dealing with their significant other/boyfriend. The topic is
"Inappropriate mentions of using the restroom"
4 - "Time to go visit my office"
this is the least offense one my boyfriend says. This is the point i have reached after two years of dating. He also never fails to tell me this, he will stand up in the room grab his phone and says that line every time. *sigh* Better than what he used to say which, lucky for you, is coming up on the list.
3 - "The need to poop is linear to the distance to the restroom"
He actually said this one last night WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM A DATE. We had a nice meal at Red Lobster. At the restruant he ate an entire full sized serving shrimp linguini. Well on the drive home he kept commenting on how full he was and then he began fidgeting. I go in to worried girlfriend mode thinking he was going to be sick. I stupidly ask if he is alright and he says that line... I didn't know what to say in response. At least it was a logically way of giving me way to much information.
2 - "Spicy food is good but it is going to hurt more coming out than it did going in"
Yeah... every time we go anywhere that serves spicy food he always orders one of the spiciest thing they have on the menu. He enjoys the meal but the next day he will say this line from inside the restroom! Every time i jib him when he says this but it never stops him from dropping that little pearl of wisdom.
1 - "I need to drop the Brown's off at the swimming pool"
This is what he used to say when we first started dating. Fortunately, for the most part, he has evolved past saying this
In conclusion - boys are gross
